We all have our preferences and predilections when it comes to sex. Some of us like it soft and gentle, some of us like it rough and handsy, for instance. That’s not all people tend to focus on in the bedroom, though.
Many are absolutely enamored with spunk. They love the look of it, the feel of it, and some even the taste of it. A cum fetish is actually relatively common with both men and women having a certain fondness for its special implications. Ultimately semen is a real world representation of the abstract concept of sexual satisfaction, so some people end up having a bit of a focus on it over time.
There’s limits to how much cum you can have around at a single time, though. You’re limited by how quickly you can ejaculate and how much volume there is when you do. Luckily necessity is the mother of all invention and there’s more than a few ways to satisfy your desires.
Here’s what I’ve found to be some of the best ways to satiate yourself when you want things to get a bit more spermy:
Use Cum Lube
Lube manufacturers are well aware of people’s desire for a sperm stand-in, and there’s a plethora of different cum lubes available to suit your needs. The great thing is that these double as lubricants so there’s no reason not to apply liberally. They’ve even gone as far as to make some semen scented, although I’m not sure I want to see the research data that went into accomplishing that feat. They tend to vary in consistency and shine, so make sure to do your homework and read up on them as much as you can before you settle on one. They tend to be water based and I’ll tell you they seldom taste very good. However, this kind of makes sense considering their designed to mimic semen… which typically doesn’t taste all that great. Unless of course your man has eaten a bunch of pineapple.
Make Your Own Fake Semen
If you can’t wait for your cum/semen lube to ship, you can of course take the DIY route and make some fake jizz yourself. The porn industry has always favored a mixture of methyl cellulose and water as it doesn’t contribute to UTIs or yeast infections no matter where it gets and how much of it gets there. This is how their able to produce such massive cum shots on camera when the male performer can’t “perform”. If you want to keep things really simple, condensed milk is actually a fantastic cum stand-in and tastes spectacular to boot, just don’t overeat unless you’re fine with all the empty calories.
If you go to a supermarket you can pick up a packet of xanthan gum and some liquid glycerin for what is in my opinion the best at-home cum you can make. About four ounces of warm water, ½ a teaspoon of xanthan gum, and three teaspoons of liquid glycerin makes for a perfect copy of the real thing and it’s even pH neutral.
For the really really desperate, you can use a mixture of cornstarch and water. It will get powdery and messy after a while, but in a pinch it can get the job done.
There’s nothing quite like a good money shot at the end of the day. Ejaculate is extremely erotic and for whatever reason there’s those among us who can’t get enough of the stuff. Where nature fails to provide, there’s more than enough synthetic options to help bridge the gap.
I hope you this article helps you find the satisfaction you seek. Luckily we live in a time where cum fetishes are fairly easy to satisfy.