Consuming Semen

When Sassy suggested this as a prompt for Wicked Wednesday, I was intrigued:

I recently had a friend share the topic of “cooking with cum”.

Do you like the taste of cum? Could you or would you drink a drink that has semen mixed in with it? Perhaps a gin/tonic with a teaspoon of your lover’s cum. Maybe cooking a special cake or entree that uses semen as an ingredient? For the men, do you think you eat a special diet as that you lover fully enjoys the taste of your semen mixed into the meal? They say that semen can be nutritious, what’s your opinion? Would you buy a cookbook about this subject? Any ideas for a new recipe?

Okay, this is not the first time that I have read about food with cum. Actually, the only time I ever read about this was on Molly’s site. I enjoyed Molly’s post, but never stopped to think about it anymore. Until Sassy came up with this prompt. Several thoughts went through my mind. I love sucking Master T and swallowing His semen, but just the thought of Him spilling cum on the floor or somewhere else and me having to lick that up, totally freaks me out. Warm cum, coming directly from His body is okay. Cum that has already ‘cooled down’ … not an attractive idea at all.

semen1Cum in my drink or in my food? No problem. I wondered just how popular it was to use cum in food or drink, so I started searching for more information.

The first thing I came across is the book ‘Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes’ by Paul “Fotie” Photenhauer. You can either buy this book at Amazon or read it on Scribd. What do you think of using semen in an Irish Coffee with Extra Cream? Or in an appetizer with salmon or oysters? Or maybe you want it with your roasted lamb or in your noodles dish? Or surprise your guests with a special BBQ sauce or an hollandaise sauce. Desert can be chocolate truffles or tiramisu and all of it with that special man juice in it!

But this recipe book is not the only thing I came across. I also came across an article with the heading: Eight things you didn’t know you could do with human sperm. Of course you can read this article yourself, but I want to highlight it over here too. Cooking is number 2 on the list in this article. The first thing on the list is that you can use semen as a skin softener and it even helps with acne. So ladies, maybe it’s time we stop swallowing our men’s cum and just rub it on our faces? It seems to help to diminish wrinkles. Or we might want to use it as an anti-depressant. You don’t even have to swallow it to use it as an anti-depressant. As long as you are directly exposed to it, it will help, so just let your man spurt his cum deep inside you! Maybe semen can even be used for ovulation control or to help with morning sickness. I guess this means that cum is really good for women, right?

Cum can also be used to paint with, or as an invisible ink. Did you know that they discovered the latter in the early 1900’s? The eighth thing on the list is that semen can be used for archival storage of information, since human sperm is a transmitter of DNA. It’s incredible how much information can be stored in a volume of 1.5mg DNA. This last number on the list links to to another article regarding backing up information in DNA, but I will leave it to you to discover.

Was it not for this prompt by Sassy, I would not have searched for more information and I would not have learned the above. I think from now on I am not going to swallow anymore, but just rub Master T’s cum in my face. Oh no wait, I need to swallow too, or otherwise I might get depressed. Nah, I have nothing to be depressed about, so rubbing it on my face it will be. Or shall I just continue to swallow? Decisions, decisions… *grins*

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